What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 24.06.2025 11:28
Still no good.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Simple blood test detects cancer up to 3 years before symptoms appear - Earth.com
No go.
Freaks and Cheeks
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Voluptatibus nesciunt enim provident in.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Then came..
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Minds and Behinds
So, the docs changed it to read
How do I identify fake friends in life?
Still no good
Loons and Moons
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Next, they tried...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
share office space ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
What is the best skin care for oily skin that has acne?
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Unacceptable again!
Exploding battery fears spark recall of 1.1 million portable chargers - San Francisco Chronicle
Just Forget it!
—
They put up a sign reading
Everyone loved it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
So they tried
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Nuts and Butts
Another attempt resulted in ...